Old Lives Matter – Funny Birthday Card | Sarcastic Getting Older Greeting Card

Getting older isn't for the faint of heart—or the forgetful!

Our Old Lives Matter birthday card is the perfect way to celebrate another year of questionable memory, creaky joints and absolutely fabulous aging. Featuring bold turquoise and yellow lettering on a vibrant blue background, this hilarious birthday card delivers a cheeky reminder that age is just a number... even if you can't remember what that number is.

Perfect for friends, siblings, parents, grandparents or anyone who's getting older and still has a great sense of humour. Whether it's a milestone birthday or just another trip around the sun, this sarcastic birthday card is guaranteed to get a laugh.

Inside Message:

"The good news? You still got it.

The bad news? You can't remember where 'it' was left.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Product Details:

• Size: 5" x 7"

• Bold, colourful typography

• Funny, sarcastic birthday humour

• Designed in Nova Scotia, Canada

• Part of Chromacopia Print Co.'s Twisted Cards collection

Because getting older is inevitable, but growing up is completely optional!