Merry Christmas to Someone I Don't Want to Punch – Funny Christmas Card

Christmas is all about love, kindness and resisting the urge to punch people in the throat!

Our Merry Christmas to One of the Few People I Don't Want to Punch in the Throat greeting card is the ultimate holiday compliment for someone who actually makes your nice list.

Featuring an adorable little turquoise Christmas monster wearing a Santa hat, holding a present and dangling mistletoe against a rich green background, this hilariously sarcastic Christmas card delivers festive cheer with a healthy dose of attitude.

Perfect for your best friend, sibling, partner, favourite coworker or anyone who makes the holiday chaos a little more tolerable. This funny Christmas card is ideal for people who appreciate dark humour, brutally honest friendships and Christmas wishes without the sentimental nonsense.

Front of Card:

"Merry Christmas to one of the few people I don't want to punch in the throat"

Inside: Blank for your own personal message.

Product Details:

• Size: 5" x 7"

• Colourful Christmas monster illustration

• Funny, sarcastic and slightly inappropriate holiday humour

• Blank inside for your own message

• Designed in Nova Scotia, Canada

• Part of Chromacopia Print Co.'s Twisted Cards collection

Because not wanting to punch someone is practically a Christmas love letter!