Cross Dying Young Off List Birthday Card

Not everyone gets to cross dying young off their to-do list - congrats, overachiever. This card is for birthdays that come with a little perspective, a lot of sarcasm, and zero interest in pretending age is just a number. Perfect for friends who laugh at life's morbid milestones and appreciate humour that's equal parts sharp and honest. Because if you can't joke about getting older' what can you joke about?