Happy F*cking Birthday Candles Cost More Than Cake - Funny

Happy fucking birthday — at this point, the candles cost more than the cake. This card is for celebrating another year of surviving with humour, sarcasm, and zero respect for age limits. Perfect for anyone who laughs at getting older and knows the real danger is running out of cake space. Because if you’re going to age, you might as well do it loudly.

• White Envelope included